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My brain just exploded

Filed under: Work — Thomas @ 11:39

while looking for load balancing projects.

This gem from Cisco's site:

Maximize application availability by providing universal, application-fluent business continuance capability.

Better admit you’re just jealous your software cannot do that.

Comment by jani — 2009-03-30 @ 12:50
I totally need this – or at least I think I do… I am not entirely sure I understand what it is, but I want it!

Comment by Mikkel Kamstrup Erlandsen — 2009-03-30 @ 13:14
That’s nothing.

http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2008/sep08/09-29VS10PR.mspx

“Microsoft described the next release through the following five focus areas: riding the next-generation platform wave, inspiring developer delight, powering breakthrough departmental applications, enabling emerging trends such as cloud computing, and democratizing application life-cycle management (ALM).”

;)

Comment by Cameron — 2009-03-30 @ 13:24
Software or Hardware based load balancers and for local balancing across servers or for geo location? Mozilla has a GSLB project called GeoIP.

Comment by Peter — 2009-03-30 @ 14:09
Is there a term for sentences that make you win at bullshit bingo in one go?

Comment by saua — 2009-03-30 @ 16:39
What does that even mean? :S (that gem from Cisco)

Comment by amoradi — 2009-03-30 @ 17:43
I hope that thing makes sandwiches too!

Comment by Bryan — 2009-03-30 @ 19:28
What does that even mean? :S (that gem from Cisco)

Keep programmes running by keeping programmes running + bullshit.

Comment by Mmm — 2009-03-30 @ 22:53