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My brain just exploded

Filed under: Work — Thomas @ 11:39 am

2009-3-30
11:39 am

while looking for load balancing projects.

This gem from Cisco’s site:

Maximize application availability by providing universal, application-fluent business continuance capability.

8 Comments »

  1. Better admit you’re just jealous your software cannot do that.

    Comment by jani — 2009-3-30 @ 12:50 pm

  2. I totally need this – or at least I think I do… I am not entirely sure I understand what it is, but I want it!

    Comment by Mikkel Kamstrup Erlandsen — 2009-3-30 @ 1:14 pm

  3. That’s nothing.

    http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2008/sep08/09-29VS10PR.mspx

    “Microsoft described the next release through the following five focus areas: riding the next-generation platform wave, inspiring developer delight, powering breakthrough departmental applications, enabling emerging trends such as cloud computing, and democratizing application life-cycle management (ALM).”

    ;)

    Comment by Cameron — 2009-3-30 @ 1:24 pm

  4. Software or Hardware based load balancers and for local balancing across servers or for geo location? Mozilla has a GSLB project called GeoIP.

    Comment by Peter — 2009-3-30 @ 2:09 pm

  5. Is there a term for sentences that make you win at bullshit bingo in one go?

    Comment by saua — 2009-3-30 @ 4:39 pm

  6. What does that even mean? :S (that gem from Cisco)

    Comment by amoradi — 2009-3-30 @ 5:43 pm

  7. I hope that thing makes sandwiches too!

    Comment by Bryan — 2009-3-30 @ 7:28 pm

  8. What does that even mean? :S (that gem from Cisco)

    Keep programmes running by keeping programmes running + bullshit.

    Comment by Mmm — 2009-3-30 @ 10:53 pm

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