Present Perfect

1) I run into Jan in the bathroom (we used to work together). After a subdued 'Hi, how are you?' we finish our business, and go outside. Jan says 'OK, now we can hug!' Hugging ensues. I ask 'so you couldn't hug me in the bathroom just before ?' 'Nah, that would just have been awkward.'

2) Lennart, after he makes the obligatory inapropriate Belgian/children jokes, tells us the only joke he knows, then messes up the ending. If you meet him, ask him about crocodiles and male appendages. He tried to make up for it by telling his mother's favourite joke but I'm not sure I got it.

3)
Me: "Hey Jan, I have this patch I want you to look at before commiting to gst-plugins-good."
Jan: "Well, that's too bad, we're frozen for release for good."
Me: "Frozen for good ? You bastard, so I'll never get to commit my patch ?"
Maintaining GStreamer has gone to his head, I tell you.

1) I run into Jan in the bathroom (we used to work together). After a subdued 'Hi, how are you?' we finish our business, and go outside. Jan says 'OK,...